Browsing the technical bits of my blog, I found a thing that seemed to say I was very quickly reaching this blog's capacity. That, paired with my jealousy of other people's fancy-lookin' blogs, has moved me to create a new blog. So, get ready, here it is: Oh! Blog.
There is a saying in Japanese that "he who climbs Fuji-san once is a wise man, he who climbs it twice is a fool." In that case, I am officially a fool, as I climbed Fuji-san for a second time this weekend.
This year, Barbie and I were running the show. I had a great time keeping the lists, collecting money, and being a general source of info (Dawn was the only other fool to climb a second time). Barbie, meanwhile, did a great job of keeping the whole trip together, and negotiating with bus drivers, hostel owners and mountain guides. Finally, everyone else did a great job of being punctual and not getting lost.
The bus trip on the Friday night was more peaceful than last year, thanks to the absence of free grog. Sadly my bus/plane sleeping curse continued, and I don't think I slept for a minute. Actually not sleeping meant I could experience the same early-morning magic moment I had last year; being the only person awake at sunrise, with tunes on the ipod, seeing the Pacific Ocean on my right and the first views of Fuji-san ahead.
We stuck to the exact same schedule as last year, with the first stop at Hakone, followed by a trip to the gigantic outlet mall in Gotemba. The mall trip was highlighted by a) not finding anything I wanted, b) swarms of ugly little dogs in ugly little doggie jumpers and c) spilling an entire caramel milkshake on Brian.
After the mall, we finally arrived at our hostel for the night. Unfortunately, we'd forgotten to keep enough AJET money on us to pay, and the night-hike group had to cancel their reservations, so it was a little chaotic. But Barbie worked her magic and I worked my bank card, and it was all sorted in the end. A troop of day-hikers soon went to a supermarket for supplies, then on to dinner at the same multi-room, glass-pyramid, anything-goes-décor café Dawn and I went to last year, called Think 1984. It was a decent meal, apart from the two-hour wait for our dinners. I think they were waiting for the chef to actually show up. Because of the long wait for our dinner, we missed out on having a wash that night (hostel's bathroom hours - 6:30-8:00) and went to bed smelly. At 11:00, I got up to go and meet Richard (who had had a terrible time making his own way on trains after his sports day) at the nearby train station. Of course, when I arranged to meet him, I forgot that I didn't actually have any idea where the train station was. After a few minutes, I asked someone for directions, and by blind luck, I had wandered within a hundred metres of it. Phew.
At 3:00 on Sunday morning, we were off to the mountain. We met our guides in the rest house at the 5th station, and for some reason, milled around an awful lot. I don't know what was going on exactly, but we ended up starting the hike almost an hour late. We did manage to see some sunrise, but I can't say it wasn't a little disappointing.
Our guide was an interesting character. She'd make a great schoolteacher. She was all about walking slowly, telling us off for going ahead of her, and stopping us for pointless little facts. Two examples:
Ludo: what did she just talk about?
Me: she was saying that there are lots of insects and butterflies in the vegetation down there, and people come to study them.
Ludo: oh. Why [did she bother stopping us to say that]?
Guide, seeing two Canadian-shaped figures up the slope: What are their names?
Me: Herbert and Amy.
Guide: Herbert, Amy! Please come back! I asked you to please wait for me!
So, in my humble opinion, we took the flatter, easier parts of the hike too slowly, and when our guide finally released us to hike at our own pace, we had under an hour to reach the summit, so we really had to push ourselves. The official time to start descending was 11:30, because the descent takes four hours, and we were meant to leave at 3:30. So to reach the summit at all was tough, and for me, much tougher than last year, because last year we were able to keep a much more reasonable pace throughout the hike. We did get to the summit after the official descending time, and in the end, so did everyone who hadn't had to head back down already. Somehow our guide disappeared to have tea or something, and emerged on the summit after everyone else, all "oh, so you made it, then?" Not sure what happened there. Hopefully someone will read this and comment?
After lunch and happy group photos, we headed down. And as we took those first steps on the descending path, the rain came. The rain came, and did not stop for the entire four-hour trek back to the 5th station. The path itself was no more fun than last year, and coupled with wind and horizontal rain, it was officially miserable. In fact, it's now on my Top 3 Things That Were No Fun (see also the Naked Man Festival and Halloween afternoon in Takebe after an all-nighter party in the city). We gave up taking breaks before too long, and just pushed on to get down and out of the rain as quickly as possible. We arrived a little under an hour late, and seeing as no-one was lost, we left almost immediately, so there was no time for hot snacks or omiyage shopping, unfortunately.
Next stop was an onsen in Yamanakako, the mention of which caused angels to sing hallelujah. This was the first time at an onsen for many of the first-year ALTs, so whilst on the bus we gave a quick lesson in Onsen Etiquette 101. It was a pretty good onsen, very big and busy, with a huge dining hall where we had dinner.
From there, it was back on the road home, and thanks to absolute exhaustion, I slept! Eureka! So that was a total of 8 or 9 hours sleep for three nights.
And that was the trip. The climb itself was more enjoyable last year, but this trip was still a success. It was great to hang out with a lot of the 1st-year ALTs (being in a one-ALT town, I'd never see anyone if I didn't make the effort) and also to be the deputy-organiser-person. A good trip, then, but there's no way in hell I'm climbing Fuji for a third time. I'm already a fool, so that would make me an absolute bloody moron.Break the law, it's okay.
This morning, the school crossing guard told me to jaywalk. I was waiting at a red light, and he was all "go on, what are you waiting for?"
Weird. I wonder if he tells the children the same thing?
Today's Engrish
Feel affection for hippo!
Hippo's spiritual life!
Let's sportingOn Saturday, my school held its annual sports day, and thanks to better weather, more participation, and less bafflement on my part, it was much more enjoyable than last year. The traditional-fish-dance-thing (SORAN! SORAN!) was just as fantastic as last year; it turns out, actually, that every school does the exact same performance every year. Actually, the entire program this year was identical to last year. I could tell it was a different year by the absence of last years year 3s, the growth of the other grades, and my knowledge of the majority of names, so I could actually cheer this time. I participated in the morning exercises (along with the rest of Takebe), the PTA men vs women tug-of-war (which put my dodgy back in significant pain afterwards - bad idea; also, the women won), the whole-town folk dance; and the teachers-vs-students relay. In the relay, 8 teams of students faced off against a team of 8 teachers. The three young male teachers (including me) put in a fine effort, bringing us from last to seventh place. I personally took great pride in passing a tiny year 1 boy. After the events finished, I plunged myself into cleaning/putting-away duties without asking, since last year's efforts to ask how I should help were answered with "you should go to the staff room, and relax."
Later, at the enkai, I had the misfortune of a) being seated with people I didn't know who b) wouldn't talk to me and c) were chain-smoking whilst eating. Nevertheless, we soon mingled and I found myself talking to the president of the PTA, who asked if I'd like to help carry one of the shrines at the harvest festival next month. I immediately said yes, as I am wont to do after a beer these days, then remembered the sorry state of my spine and said it wouldn't be such a great idea. "Oh, well, you can just put a hand on the shrine, or, we'll carry the shrine, and you can drink beer." "Oh, drink beer? I can do that!" Much hilarity ensued.
The sports day is one of the most distinctive aspects of Japanese school culture, if not of Japanese culture as a whole. Let's compare it with the sports days I used to have:
In Japan, everyone must participate.
In Australia, you participate if you feel like it, otherwise, you can sit around and watch.
In Japan, the week before sports day is spent practicing.
In Australia, you turn up on the day and figure it out from there.
In Japan, traditional athletic events are combined with fun ones (3-legged race, etc) and dance performances.
In Australia, only proper track-and-field events are featured.
In Japan, family, friends and local figures attend - and watch silently.
In Australia, no-one comes; the students that watch make a racket.
In Japan, students compete for one of four randomly-assigned, colour-coded Blocks.
In Australia, students compete for one of four randomly-assigned, colour-coded Houses (hey! There's one thing in common!)
In Japan, the sports day is planned and anticipated for months in advance.
In Australia, the sports day risks cancellation each year due to a lack of interest.
Which is better? Well, I know what lazy people like myself would prefer...
Overall, though, I like the Japanese sports day. It is identical across all schools from one year to the next, and has some vaguely militaristic undertones, but it is all about teamwork, participation, and capability. The events are heavily weighted away from individual ones; awards and points are not given to people, but to teams; and in the end, it hardly matters which team wins anyway. Everyone participates equally, and everyone does their best. A day devoted to the promotion of teamwork and capability; can't complain about that.
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